"Death, the only sure thing in life besides taxes, or the government fucking up, or furries being able to draw detailed pornography of a new Pokémon .002 nanoseconds after the 3D models are leaked, or... Okay, there’s a lot of things you can expect in life, but death is the big one."
—Michael Ford, The Top 30 Death Scenes in Movies
"See, there's only a few things in life that are certain: Death, taxes, and Seth Rollins beats Roman Reigns every single time!"
—WWE Raw - August 29, 2016
