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"GET AWAY FROM MY KID, FREAK! I owe the swear jar so much money because of you, and I'm gonna make this worth EVERY! DAMN! CENT!"
Crimson Claw, Supervillainous

"You are fined One credit for violation of the verbal morality statute."
Automated Swear Jar, Demolition Man

Nicholas: [clink] Leslie Tiller was fucking murdered!
Wainright: And George Merchant?
Nicholas: Yes!
Wainright: Eve Draper?
Nicholas: Yes!
Wainright: Tim Messenger?
Nicholas: YES!
Wainright: Martin Blower?
Nicholas: No actually.
Wainright: Really?
Nicholas: Of course he fucking was! [clink] Thank you, Danny.
Wainright: Murder, murder, murder... change the fucking record! [clink] Thank you, Andy.

Manny: So, let's say this jar gets filled up. What's gonna happen to all the money?
Manolo: Um... I'm not sure. I guess the money could be used for whatever.
Manny: Hmm... F*** it, I'm in.
Brook: Yohohoho! Count me the f*** in, too!
Jack: Oh s***, would you look at that? Guess I have to put money in, too.
Daniel: F*** YAH!!
Lewis: (Oh for f***'s sake...)
Manolo: THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR YOU ALL TO SWEAR MORE!!

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