"GET AWAY FROM MY KID, FREAK! I owe the swear jar so much money because of you, and I'm gonna make this worth EVERY! DAMN! CENT!"
— Crimson Claw, Supervillainous
"You are fined One credit for violation of the verbal morality statute."
— Automated Swear Jar, Demolition Man
Nicholas: [clink] Leslie Tiller was fucking murdered!
Wainright: And George Merchant?
Nicholas: Yes!
Wainright: Eve Draper?
Nicholas: Yes!
Wainright: Tim Messenger?
Nicholas: YES!
Wainright: Martin Blower?
Nicholas: No actually.
Wainright: Really?
Nicholas: Of course he fucking was! [clink] Thank you, Danny.
Wainright: Murder, murder, murder... change the fucking record! [clink] Thank you, Andy.
Wainright: And George Merchant?
Nicholas: Yes!
Wainright: Eve Draper?
Nicholas: Yes!
Wainright: Tim Messenger?
Nicholas: YES!
Wainright: Martin Blower?
Nicholas: No actually.
Wainright: Really?
Nicholas: Of course he fucking was! [clink] Thank you, Danny.
Wainright: Murder, murder, murder... change the fucking record! [clink] Thank you, Andy.
— Hot Fuzz
Manny: So, let's say this jar gets filled up. What's gonna happen to all the money?
Manolo: Um... I'm not sure. I guess the money could be used for whatever.
Manny: Hmm... F*** it, I'm in.
Brook: Yohohoho! Count me the f*** in, too!
Jack: Oh s***, would you look at that? Guess I have to put money in, too.
Daniel: F*** YAH!!
Lewis: (Oh for f***'s sake...)
Manolo: THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR YOU ALL TO SWEAR MORE!!
Manolo: Um... I'm not sure. I guess the money could be used for whatever.
Manny: Hmm... F*** it, I'm in.
Brook: Yohohoho! Count me the f*** in, too!
Jack: Oh s***, would you look at that? Guess I have to put money in, too.
Daniel: F*** YAH!!
Lewis: (Oh for f***'s sake...)
Manolo: THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR YOU ALL TO SWEAR MORE!!