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Jesse: Yo, you want to go shopping, go do it yourself, alright? I got plans.
Walter: Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute "plans" in my book.
Breaking Bad, "4 Days Out"

Diddy: Are you high? It smells like weed in here.
"Whoa! But I wanted the last thing I breathed to be pot!"
Knuckles, Real-Time Fandub, Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story)

"As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day."
Pnub, Idle Hands

Brenda Meeks: Shorty, what are you doing driving? I know you ain't got no papers.
Shorty Meeks: I got papers, blunts, blongs, blokes, anything to make a high nigga pie!

"Hey, sup!" says Caleb, just as you make to greet him first. He's friendly. A tall-ish guy, maybe six feet or so, with blonde hair and green eyes. He gives off a relaxed vibe, with a loose-fitting t-shirt and an unbuttoned collared shirt on top of that.
You introduce yourself to him. He listens intently, as if just processing what you say to him is taking all of his focus. "Whoa, cool. Man, I am sure looking forward to some chocolate, hahaaa..." He pats his middle, where he's carrying a small paunch.
He has a certain smell to him, though, and as you see the redness around his eyes, you quickly realize that Caleb is stoned. Like, right now.
You make some more small talk with him, but he's not the most coherent conversation partner, if you're being honest. You decide to move on.
Weeb's Wonka Game

For a lighter campaign, there's nothing like a good hydroponically-grown bud to make Fleurity happy. With his marijuana paraphernalia tattoos, his tie-dye, his Santana records, and his large collection of hand-made bongs, there isn't a happier party Prince in all of Shal-Mari — especially when he brings his party to his friend Nybbas over in Perdition. Fleurity is going to find God, and he's going to find it in the bottom of a bowl, one way or another.
In Nomine: Superiors 4: Rogues to Riches

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