Krusty: He is rumored to be in the vicinity of this park, but rest assured, my crackerjack security team has everything under control.
Chief Wiggum: [Holding his gun by the muzzle] I'm sorry, does anyone know which end the bullet goes in?
Chief Wiggum: [Holding his gun by the muzzle] I'm sorry, does anyone know which end the bullet goes in?
Krusty: Here we are at the vehicle boarding station.
Teenage Operator: I'm sorry, sir! People with heart conditions may not ride!
Grampa: Why, I'm in the best shape I've ever... Oh! Heart attack! [clutches chest] been in my life! I feel like a twenty... [twitches painfully] Ugh, stroke! ... year-old! Massive aneurysm! [Beat] I'll wait outside.
Teenage Operator: I'm sorry, sir! People with heart conditions may not ride!
Grampa: Why, I'm in the best shape I've ever... Oh! Heart attack! [clutches chest] been in my life! I feel like a twenty... [twitches painfully] Ugh, stroke! ... year-old! Massive aneurysm! [Beat] I'll wait outside.
Homer: But we're on vacation! Can't ya kill me on a workday?
Sideshow Bob: Simpsons... GET IN THAT RIDE!
Lisa: Forget it, Bob! We'll never... DAD?!
Homer: [sitting in the car] I've waited in line an hour for this thing and I'm riding it! Now hop in!
Lisa: Forget it, Bob! We'll never... DAD?!
Homer: [sitting in the car] I've waited in line an hour for this thing and I'm riding it! Now hop in!
Bob: Now, the last thing you'll ever see! A legally required safety video.
Simpsons: Ahhh!
Simpsons: Ahhh!
Homer: Oooh, a roller coaster!
Lisa: I'm scared, Dad!
Homer: Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park, as long as you have a dime left in your pocket.
Lisa: I'm scared, Dad!
Homer: Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park, as long as you have a dime left in your pocket.
Sideshow Bob: There's nothing you can do. You're about to die!
Homer: You sound like my doctor!
Homer: You sound like my doctor!
Homer: Alone at last.
Marge: Bob's trying to kill the kids!
Homer: It just gets better and better.
Marge: Bob's trying to kill the kids!
Homer: It just gets better and better.
Homer: Home sweet- [Lap bar appears on the couch, revealing it's a drop tower] D'oh!
Kodos: Foolish Earthlings, don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?
Kodos: Foolish Earthlings, don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?