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Robert: (off) Let's get this door open. We're coming in, Charley! We're coming in!
(He attempts to open the door into the lounge, but it won't budge. He keeps trying again for a few moments, without luck.)
Robert: (off) There we are. We're in.
(he and Dennis dart around the side of the set to enter)

Robert: Good God! Charles Haversham murdered at his own engagement party! Florence!
(Sandra attempts to enter through the lounge door, but it still won't budge)
Sandra: (off) Charley! No! I can't believe what I'm seeing.

(Dennis has been sent to the drinks trolley on the upstairs level)
Dennis: Oh my god! He's drunk the whole bottle! There's not a drop left!
(He reaches into the trolley, pulling out a full bottle of scotch. Realizing, he gets rid of the scotch by pouring it down the upstairs voice pipe funnel.)
Dennis: There's not a drop left! (the bottle is now empty)
Robert: Hang it all! There'll be another in the cabinet!
Dennis: Yes, sir. Of course you're right. This one's full!
(He reaches back into the trolley, pulling out the empty bottle he should've got the first time)

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