Quotes / The Nudifier

Koneko: Watch out for that pervo jerk, because he has the ability to blow away a woman's clothes just by touching them.
Irina: What? Their clothes?!
Issei: Koneko! Why are you giving my secrets away to the enemy?!
Koneko: Because you are the enemy to all women.
Issei: Sometimes the things you say really hurt.

— High School D×D

"What's a defabricator? [zapped] Okay... defabricator: does Exactly What It Says on the Tin."

— Captain Jack Harkness, Doctor Who, "Bad Wolf"

"Scotty, materialize her... and make sure her clothes stay on the space station."

— Captain Quirk, Sex Trek: Charly XXX

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