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  • As was habitual with Thornton Wilder, some lines are repeated with small variations by several characters, such as Dolly Levi, Cornelius Hackl, and Irene Malloy:
    Isn't the world full of wonderful things?

Dolly Levi: Money! It's like the sun we walk under; it can kill or cure.

Dolly: But there comes a moment in everybody's life where he must decide whether he’s living among human beings or not - a fool among fools or a fool alone. As for me, I’ve decided to live among them.

Dolly: The difference between a little money and no money at all is enormous – and can shatter the world. And the difference between a little money and an enormous amount of money is very slight – and that also can shatter the world.

Dolly: Money, I've always felt, money – pardon my expression - is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it’s spread about, encouraging young things to grow.

  • The 1958 film begins with a series of fourth-wall-breaking addresses from various characters to the audience:
    Dolly: Are all you people married? ... That's nice.
    Cornelius Hackl: Are you alone? ... He's out getting you popcorn?! Oh. ... Oh, well!
    Irene Molloy (adjusting her dress and showing her ankles): You ought to be ashamed of yourself. ... Pretty, aren't they?
    Horace Vandergelder (caught chirping to a caged bullfinch): Haven't you any better way to spend your money?!

  • Also from the film adaptation. Dolly is arranging a dinner between Mr. Vandergelder and his prospective and completely fictional bride-to-be, "Ernestina Simple":
    Horace Vandergelder: How will I know her, Mrs. Levi?
    Dolly: Mr. Vandergelder, how do you know the Rocky Mountains?
    Vandergelder: Well...those are BIG.
    Dolly: Then you'll know Ernestina Simple.

  • Also from the 1958 film:
    Irene: Is it true what they say about Yonkers, Mr. Vandergelder? Is it really the most beautiful city in the world?
    Vandergelder: London... Paris... Yonkers.

  • And again:
    Vandergelder (to Cornelius): I made you my chief clerk!
    Cornelius: Seven times.

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