Bill Cosby: Instead of Commercials for toys, Why don't we do commercials for letter, and numbers?
—From Sesame Street: Years and Still Counting!
Oinker Sisters: I got a new way to walk. Walk, Walk, I got a new way to walk. Walk, Walk, I got a new way to walk. And I walk to my own beat.
Singers: We're Gonna...
*HONK! HONK! HONK!*
Singers: ...Around the Clock, We're gonna...
*HONK! HONK! HONK!*
Singers: ...Around the Clock, We're gonna...
*HONK! HONK! HONK!*
Singers: ...Around the Clock, We're gonna...
Ferlinghetti Donizetti: Can it be? We come to end with the letter Z! Now, You see the fun you get for rapping up the alphabet.
Maria and Gina: And the word is NO! (No-No-No-No-No) And the word is....
Announcer: Miami Mice!
JP Mouse: YO!
Alistair Cookie: Me, Your host, Alistair Cookie. Welcoming you to Monsterpiece Theatre, Home of Classy Drama.
Audience: SQUEAL! OF! FORTUNE! (Wild Cheering as theme song plays)
Pat Playjacks: Give the pig a spin!
*Count Von Count spins the pig on the turntable*
*Pig squeals*
Audience: ONE!
*Pig squeals*
Audience: TWO!
*Pig squeals*
Audience: THREE! (They applause when the ping sound and the turntable stops)
Bill Cosby: There's a secret behind all this kidding around! You see?
Elmo: Secret?!? Oh, Elmo just love the secret.
Bill Cosby: Okay, You know what secret is (Whispers to Elmo) a Curriculum.
Elmo: A Curriculum?
Bill Cosby: A Curriculum!
Elmo: Alright, Elmo won't tell.
Bill Cosby: It's always on research. So the show is changing. First, We used to see kids count to ten, Now they are up to forty.
—One of the scenes from the episode: Sesame Street 20 Years, And Still Counting.
Bill Cosby: Do not adjust your set. That was "Rubber Ducky" in English, Spanish, Hebrew, German, and French. How do I ask, It this possible? Well, It is possible! Because, Sesame Street is the longest street in the world. It's seen over 83 countries!
— From The Jim Henson Hour episode: Sesame Street: 20 Years..... And Still Counting!
Count Von Count: That's three! Three commercials I have counted, And One I have not counted! That would had been four, Four commercials! HA-HA-HA-HA! (Thunder and Lightning) Weather at 11!
— Count Von Count counting the commercials from Sesame Street: 20 Years and Still Counting!
Bill Cosby: Several years ago, Will Lee the actor who played Mr. Hooper died. He was not replaced by another actor. The children were not told Mr. Hooper moved away, When Sesame Street's Mr. Hooper, died!
Maria: Big Bird, Don't you remember we told you? Mr. Hooper died, I mean he's dead!
Big Bird: Oh yeah, I remember. Well, I will wait until he comes back.
Susan: Big Bird, When people die, They don't come back!
Big Bird: (Voice breaksdown) Not ever?!?
Luis: Well, Big Bird! If they are dead, They can't come back!
Big Bird: (Sighs) Well, It won't be the same!
Bob: You're right, Big Bird. It will never be the same without him (as he smiles sadly) But did you know something? (sighs) Well, We can all be happy that we had our chance to be with him, and know him, and to love him a lot when he was here!
Big Bird: You know? I am going to miss you, Mr. Looper!
Maria: (As she smiles sadly) That's Hooper, Big Bird! Hooper!
Big Bird: You're right!
Bill Cosby: And so, Big Bird learned about deaths, births, love, marriages, and knows that life is changing as Sesame Street keeps on changing!
Cookie Monster: Hey, Mr. Coz!
Bill Cosby: (To Cookie Monster) Hello, Cookie Monster!
Cookie Monster: Got some cookies?
Bill Cosby: Why sure (To viewers) some other things never change! (As he feeds the Cookie Monster Cookies) Here you go!
Cookie Monster: (As he eats cookies) OM! NOM! NOM! NOM!
—From Sesame Street 20 Years and Still Counting.
Kermit the Frog: Oh, Hiho. This Kermit the Frog from Sesame Street News, And there here in downtown Manhattan still thinking about the question of the day. (He sees Don Music wheeling his piano) Oh, Don Music, Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Don Music: You just practice!
Kermit the Frog: WRONG! That's how you get to Carnage hall. I give up, I'm Sorry! Uh TAXI?!?
— From The Jim Henson Hour episode: Sesame Street: 20 Years..... And Still Counting!
Bill Cosby: Hello, I am standing at the most famous street in America. Maybe it's in the whole world. This is Sesame Street. Now, Sesame Street has the fix-it shop, Hooper's Store, A Carriage house, Kermit the Frog... Kermit the Frog!!!
Kermit the Frog: Hello, Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby: Hey, What are you doing here?
Kermit the Frog: Actually, I won't be here for long. You see, I am going to downtown Manhattan to do my frog on the street interview asking the "Question of the day".
Bill Cosby: Well, I have a simple question.
Kermit the Frog: Well, That won't work. Like "Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?"
Bill Cosby: Why yeah, That is dumb question. I'll see you later.
Kermit the Frog: I told it's not going to work.
Bill Cosby: (To Kermit) Take care, Kermit. (To the viewers) A lot kids graduated to street.
— The teaser opening to the episode: Sesame Street: 20 Years..... And Still Counting!
Bill Cosby: (To his baby granddaughter) As I told you, Sesame Street is 20 years old. Yes, and it's going on for another 20 years, Because there is always something new to do, And to teach you to. Are you ready? Here we go, A....B....
— At the end of Sesame Street: 20 Years..... And Still Counting!
Jim Henson: Can we back up the camera? Great, You, for one thing, you are performed by Camille Bonora.
JoJo the Dog: Camille, You're on! Say something!
Camille Bonora: Hello, Jim!
— From the final episode of The Jim Henson Hour, "The Secrets of the Muppets"
