As the elephant said when he stepped on the ant, "A good big man will always beat a good little man."
— Guru Bob, The Coodabeen Champions
"I can see my house from here!"
— Sinn Bodhi on Titan's powerbomb, SlamMEN
"It was dark. I couldn't see the linebackers. I couldn't see the goalposts. It was like being locked in a closet."
— Boston Patriot Jon Morris, on Ernie Ladd
