Quotes / The Family That Slays Together

"Revenge is a dish best served… family style."

— Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons

Sette Frummagem: He were a good Frummagem.
Duane Adelier: A conman, a pimp, a bully—
Sette Frummagem: A good Frummagem!

— Unsounded

"The legendary Angel family. Cursed Earth pirates, murderers, scavengers, and of course, scumbags."

—Judge Dredd on the Angel Gang, Judge Dredd

"Betty discovers she has a spooky brother who moves into their home, and OH MY GOD HE’S A SERIAL KILLER! Oh no, wait, no, that’s her half-brother, her real brother is in the FBI, that’s a relief OH MY GOD HE’S ALSO A SERIAL KILLER AND HE’S IN LOVE WITH THE FIRST SERIAL KILLER BROTHER! Oh, well… at least she’s still got her dear ‘ol dad OH NOOOOO-"

—Super Eyepatch Wolf, Riverdale: The Show That Went Completely Insane