"They say the ability to use magic is granted by the ocean gods... But, once you have magic, its power source actually comes from alcohol. So the most magically powerful pirate in the world would be incredibly, mind-blowingly drunk."
—An Non-Player Character from Dubloon
"Don't talk to me about Naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash."
—Wrongly attributed to Winston Churchill, although he wished he had said it.
