Quotes / The Diaper Change

Tommy Pickles: "Well, looks like we're gonna have to change his diapie."

Philip "Phil" Pickles: "What do you mean 'we'?"

— The Rugrats Movie

"Time for a diapie change."

— Leela, Futurama

Ray Stantz: "Washcloth!"

Slimer: "Washcloth."

Peter Venkman: "Powder!"

Slimer: "Powder."

(everyone coughs and sneezes from the powder)

Ray: "Fresh diaper."

Slimer: "Fresh diaper."

Ray: "Okay, I think we can close it up now."

Peter: "Congratulations, gentlemen; the operation was a success."

— The Real Ghostbusters, "Three Men and an Egon"

"It smells like somepony needs me to changy-wangy their diaper-wiper right now-a-wow!"

— Pinkie Pie, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "Baby Cakes"

Bear: "That's a smell that lets us know that it's time to change Blotter's diaper."

Tutter: "Oh!"

Bear: "Hey, Tutter! You're becoming quite the baby expert!"

Tutter: "I am!"

Bear: "Would you like to change the baby's diaper?"

Tutter: (dramatic gasp) "Me?! Um... No! No, I don't think so, Bear! NO WAY! I mean, uh, it's not my area. Not my area, Bear!"

Bear: (to the viewers) "Had a feeling he was gonna say that."

Pip & Pop: "Don't look at us, Bear!"

Bear: "Okay, guys, I think I can handle this. It's diaper changing time!"

— Bear in the Big Blue House

"A little powder, a little wipey, now you've got a fresh new diapie."

— Lynn Loud Sr., The Loud House, "Any Given Sundae"

Henry: "Bet you don't know how to change a nappy!"

Margaret: "Change a nappy? Ch-change a nappy!? Ha! I've changed more nappies than you've had hot meals, Henry!"

Susan: "Have you?"

Margaret: "No, but I'm not gonna tell him that!"

Henry: "All right then, tell me how to do it."

Margaret: "What are we going to do now?"

Susan: "I know how to change a nappy."

Margaret: "You do?!"

Susan: "Yup — my mum has me change my baby sister all the time."

Henry: "What are you whispering about!?"

Margaret: "Uh, nothing. Do you want to know how to change a nappy or not?"

Henry: "Go on, then!"

Margaret: "Well... go on, tell him."

Susan: "What's it worth?"

Margaret: "Um... three chocolate biscuits."

Susan: "Four!"

Margaret: "Deal. Now tell me. (Susan whispers in her ear) First, you undo the nappy."

Henry: "Yeah, I've worked that bit out."

Margaret: "Um, then you wipe away the yucky stuff."

Henry: (disgusted) "Okay. Wiping away the yucky stuff."

— Horrid Henry, "Horrid Henry Changes a Nappy"