You are entering a world of pain.
—Walter
These men are Nihilists, Donny. There's nothing to be afraid of.
—Walter
Walter: We are sympathising here, Dude.
The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
— Walter
You see what happens Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass!?!
— Walter
Well, sir, it's this rug. It really tied the room together.
—The Dude
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
— The Jesus
I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me: Dude, Duder, El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
— The Dude
Aw, nice marmot.
— The Dude
Vagina.
— Maude
Walter: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
Walter: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Walter: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE FUCKIN' PAST!
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
Walter: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Walter: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE FUCKIN' PAST!
