Sabrina: (on the phone) Listen, Salem, if you ever heard of wishes spontaneously coming true, meow once for "Yes", twice for "No".
Salem: Not necessary. Lover boy’s busy paying for my pizza. Spontaneous wishes coming true, huh?
Sabrina: Plus, my magic isn't working! I knew I shouldn't have changed providers!
Salem: Hmm... Wish fulfillment, magic's not working... Never heard of such a thing. Unless, of course, you happen to be at the Bermuda Triangle.
Sabrina: ...Like I would be if I were on a three-day cruise to Bermuda?!
Salem: And your problem with this is?
Sabrina: My problem with this is that I've lost my magic, but all my wishes are coming true! (beat) Oh. I guess I don't have a problem. (hangs up)
—Sabrina the Teenage Witch, "What a Witch Wants"
