"Throw enough goblins at a problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins."
"Death solves all problems — no man, no problem."
— Joseph Stalin, Children of the Arbat
"How am I gonna stop some mean ol' mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun."
— The Engineer, Team Fortress 2
"Is that an MP5? It is! *Evil Laugh* Now I can solve up to 800 problems a minute!"
"I can fix it!"
— Fix-It Felix, Jr., whose only weapon is a golden hammer
Billy solves his problems by calling up his mum,
Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol,
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law,
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all:
'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
And he never has the same problem twice.
Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol,
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law,
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all:
'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
And he never has the same problem twice.
— ArrogantWorms, "Malcolm"
Zee Bashew: Impressive! Y'know? I mean, I've never had a student score zero in everything before.
JoCat: What do you mean?! I chose exactly the perfect spell for every situation!
Zee: Well, you've answered Fireball... for every question.
JoCat: What's your point, person within Fireball distance?
JoCat: What do you mean?! I chose exactly the perfect spell for every situation!
Zee: Well, you've answered Fireball... for every question.
JoCat: What's your point, person within Fireball distance?
"He [Homer] then follows an alien sports car to the nuclear power plant where he finds Professor Frink, who reveals that the aliens' weakness is nuclear waste, which doesn't surprise me. I feel like everyone's weakness is nuclear waste."
— tamago2474, The Simpsons: Hit & Run - An Unexpected Masterpiece
Rage Mage: Okay, I am now going to get out of here using my rage, stand back... GGAAAAAAAHA!!!! Did that work?! Wha- BUT THAT WAS SO MUCH RAGE!!
Narrator: Rage Mage trapped.
Narrator: Rage Mage trapped.
Belos: Do you even know what my weakness is?
Masha: Fire.
Belos: What?
Masha: It's usually fire, fire kills everything.
Belos: Look kids, it's not that simple- [He's immediately shot by a flaming crossbow bolt that quickly engulfs his entire arm]
Masha: Fire.
Belos: What?
Masha: It's usually fire, fire kills everything.
Belos: Look kids, it's not that simple- [He's immediately shot by a flaming crossbow bolt that quickly engulfs his entire arm]
