My mom would blame me for things that happened on the news. That is true! I woke up one morning when I was a kid and my mom was standing over my bed and she said, "I just heard that Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Al-Fayed have been killed in Paris." Like I had something to do with it! I was like, "Mom, I have been here all night! You can feel the TV, it's warm." Luckily I had a good alibi, since I was in Wisconsin and twelve.
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