Quotes / That's What She Said

Barney: Woah, Ted, that thing you're packing's way too big to fit in that box.
Ted: Yeah, that's what Your Mom said.
Barney: How dare you!
Ted: No, she actually said that.
Loretta: (walks in) Oh dear, I thought I told you that's just not gonna fit in there.

— How I Met Your Mother, "Cleaning House"

Blitzo: Oh I am always down to skin the manly meat with a manly man...
Loona: That's what she said.
Blitzo: What who said? Wait, what bitch is talking shit about me?!

— Helluva Boss, "The Harvest Moon Festival"

Nate: Faster! Faster!
Sully: That's what she said.
Nate: Sully!
Sully: Look, I'm going as fast as I can.
Nate: Yeah, that's what you told her.

— Uncharted: Golden Abyss

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