Quotes / Team Killer

"You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!"

— Tucker to Caboose Red vs. Blue; Season 1

"Oh, my God; I'm the team-killing fucktard!"

— Church, Red vs. Blue; Season 3

Washington: I told them Caboose did it. Apparently they [Freelance Command] already has a shortcut on their keyboard for reporting his Team-kills.
Caboose: Ctrl-F-U.
Washington: I would have told them you [Church] shot her but, I wanted it to be believable.

— Red vs. Blue: The Recollection

"Topside turrets! Which one of you gitz isn't shootin' like all the others!?"
"Me, boss. 'Ow we supposed to know who's on our side and who ain't?"
"Listen karefully and I'll explain 'ow we do things 'ere in Deff Skwadron... You shoot at it an' you miss, it's one of ourz. You hit it an' you shoot it down, then it must be one of theirs. Dead simple, see?"
"Got it, boss. Works a treat, that does..."

— Skwadron Kommanda Uzgob explaining ork friend-or-foe identification protocol, Deff Skwadron

There were 6 enemies. Raisin killed 9 of them.

— YouTube comment on TFS Plays Pokemon Platinum Nuzlocke, on an episode in which Ryfuba double-battled the Galactic Admins with Drokuma's 'assistance'.

"Betrayal!"

— The multiplayer announcer when you do this, Halo

Digby: CLEAR BACKBLAST! (fires, kills an ally) Oops.

Soviet: Oh, Jesus! The battle hasn't even started!

—Soviet Womble, Random Rising Storm 2: Vietnam Bullshittery

You're just killing the enemy - that's lazy!
I kill my own people, I'm that crazy!
I go berserk and my eyes go glazy
I get so mad I could stab a daisy!
...but I won't, 'cause that'd be... stupid.

— Horrible Histories, "Celtic Boast Battle"