Quotes / Team Dad

(After Young!Joseph runs after his future self)

Jonathan: I really should have a talk with that boy.

Josuke: I like how you act like an actual grandpa when you're just a couple years older than us.

— Jonathan Joestar, The First JoJo

"You have a father's love for the child, and that is useless to the cause."

— Quentin Travers to Rupert Giles, regarding Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"The Arctic? I've always wanted to see snow."

"I would invite you to join, Rafael, but the conditions are much too extreme, even for we Autobots."

"I understand..."

"...But, I will bring you back a snowball."

— Raf and Optimus, Transformers: Prime

"Will you two knock it off? We have a guest! I mean it, you two! Don't make me turn this interdimensional transport around!"

— Reed Richards, Fantastic Four

Lily: "It's true, Ted. You may be single and childless, but you're totally a dorky dad.

Ted: "I don't think I like your tone, young lady."

— How I Met Your Mother

Joseph Joestar: "My apologies. My youngins are so hotheaded."

Risotto Nero: "Not at all, mine are just the same."

—Vaguely Recalling JoJo

Soldier: 76: "You need to slow down; think about your actions."

Tracer: "Okay, dad!"

—Overwatch

Cassie: Are we done with yelling at Rachel? I have work to do.

Jake: I don't yell. I'm not anyone's parent.

Marco: You tell 'em, Dad.

—Animorphs #12: The Reaction

Jake Peralta: "Okay. Before you get mad..."

Sergeant Terry Jeffords: "Shut it! Holt was right! I've been so worried about my own kids, I forgot about my stupid grown-up kids!"

—Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jet-Vac: Look, I don't want to be the one always looking after you when Eon's not around.
Spyro: I totally feel like you love being the one who always looks after us when Eon's not around.

—Skylanders Academy "Who's Your Daddy?"