"Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs."
—Janis Ian, Mean Girls
Calvin's Mom: I saw your teacher, Miss Wormwood, in the supermarket today. She said to say hi.
Calvin: You saw Miss Wormwood?? She shops at the supermarket?
Calvin's Mom: Well certainly. What did you think?
Calvin: I dunno... I kinda figured teachers slept in coffins all summer.
Calvin: You saw Miss Wormwood?? She shops at the supermarket?
Calvin's Mom: Well certainly. What did you think?
Calvin: I dunno... I kinda figured teachers slept in coffins all summer.
