Captain Byron Hadley: Thirty-five thousand. That's what he left me.
Guard Mert: Holy shit, that's great! That's like winning the sweepstakes! Isn't it?
Hadley: Dumb shit, what do you think the government's gonna do to me? Take a big wet bite out of my ass is what!
Guard Mert: Holy shit, that's great! That's like winning the sweepstakes! Isn't it?
Hadley: Dumb shit, what do you think the government's gonna do to me? Take a big wet bite out of my ass is what!
Dear Sir: Your Uncle Louie has kicked the bucket. You thereby inherit three million dollars.
Inheritance Tax..... $2,000,000.00
Defense Tax......... 52,011.35
State Tax.......... 18,796.92
County Tax......... 5,748.20
Special Tax......... 4,334.04
Property Tax........ 6,421.16
Balance........ 9,754.31
Attorney Fee ......... 9,756.29
Which leaves you owing us..... $1.98
— Letter from the Attorney, Looney Tunes, "The Wabbit Who Came to Supper"
