Ferris: Cameron, it's my fault. I'll take the heat. We'll wait for your father to come home, and when he gets here, I'll tell him that I did it. He hates me anyway!
Cameron: No. I'll take it. No, I'll take it!
Ferris: No! No, you don't want this much heat!
Cameron: I want it! If I didn't want it, I wouldn't have let you take the car out this morning.
Ferris: I made you take the car out this morning.
Cameron: I could've stopped you. It is possible to stop Mr. Ferris Bueller, you know. No, I want it. I'm gonna take it. That's it. When Morris comes home, he and I'll just have a little chat. It's cool. No, it's gonna be good. Thanks anyway.
Lisa: Bart, why'd you take the blame?
Bart: Because I didn't want you to wreck your life. You got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.
Lisa: Oh, Bart...
