"The plot's about as twisted and impenetrable as a granite octopus, and only serves to string together the endless identical gunfights and 'I-have-no-will-to-live-so-here-is-my-weak-spot-please-shoot-it' Boss Battles."
— Yahtzee's review of Clive Barker's Jericho
Capital B: Time for the Capital to soar and release some explosive equity!
Yooka: You types never learn... you always end up taking yourselves down...
Yooka: You types never learn... you always end up taking yourselves down...
Snatcher: You're probably waiting for me to turn blue, aren't you? Sorry kiddo, blue doesn't suit me. And I guess that makes me invincible, huh? That's too bad! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
*After he gets nailed by one of his own blue explosive potions, getting stained blue*
Snatcher: ...Did you just color me blue with my own attack? This can't count, right? Surely this doesn't count?! That does it, TIME TO DIE!
*After he gets nailed by one of his own blue explosive potions, getting stained blue*
Snatcher: ...Did you just color me blue with my own attack? This can't count, right? Surely this doesn't count?! That does it, TIME TO DIE!
???: Alright Crabaddon, let's see what you've learned.
Crabaddon: Weak spot's inna claws, and inna mouth!
???: Good, so...
Crabaddon: So inna fight...
???: What should you not do when fighting the hero?
Crabaddon: Inna fight... Inna fight I open claws an' mouth! Arrows bad! I eat 'em! Tasty!
???: *Sigh*
Crabaddon: Weak spot's inna claws, and inna mouth!
???: Good, so...
Crabaddon: So inna fight...
???: What should you not do when fighting the hero?
Crabaddon: Inna fight... Inna fight I open claws an' mouth! Arrows bad! I eat 'em! Tasty!
???: *Sigh*
