Quotes / Suspicious Video-Game Generosity

Cloche: What did you think of that place brimmed with so much treasure?
Croix: What do you mean?
Cloche: I mean what I said.
Croix: ...It was practically the same as saying, "There is a trap over here."

— Ar tonelico II: Melody of Metafalica

"This is... suspiciously convenient. I've gotten used to things not going my way for quite a while now."

— Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind

Rebel Fighter: Let me put it this way. If you come across a room full of wooden crates, what always happens?
Gordon Frohman: I have to do a jumping puzzle?
Rebel: And if you come across a huge cache of ammo, weapons, health packs, and armor chargers, what does that mean?
Frohman: That I'm about to get my ass kicked?
Rebel: Bingo.

— Concerned: The Half-Life and Death of Gordon Frohman

Barley: Oh, I got a gun.
Spike: That's not good.
Barley: Oh wait...
Spike: That's not good...

— Spike and Barley Play Afraid of Monsters, part one

"If they give you a lot of shit, it's because you're gonna use it."

— Nash Bozzard while playing Wolfenstein: The New Order

"It is very quiet and I do not like it. I suspect an ambush.

You are very well supplied with ammo, and your health is quite solid. This should not be a problem for you. Still, be careful. I smell a lot of bastards."

— NETRICSA, Serious Sam: The First Encounter, after Sam went through a goodie-filled, monster-free room in the Karnak level.

"I try and poke around a bit, and there is a rocket launcher in the storeroom. Oh, very nice! [nervously] ...Uh, why am I being given a rocket launcher?"

— Power Pak, "MyHouse.WAD - Inside Doom's Most Terrifying Mod"

"And, uh, heads up! There's a real mean one comin' up past where I am on this floor."

"So, what'll it be? Red potion or blue?"

— Chester, Tomb Of The Puzzler

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