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"My fucking mom has this stupid rule that because she loves surprise parties so much, we have to throw one for everyone's birthday—every. Year. Which means it's never a fucking surprise!"
Shay Van Buren, Keeping Up with the Van Burens (Episode 1)

Curtis: Guys! I think the whole point of this is maybe we could all pick up our phones a little bit more, huh. Shoot a text? Yeah, I'm totally talking about the fact that everyone forgot my birthday last week!
Felicity: Your party is next week, act surprised!
Arrow, season 7 episode 6 "Due Process"

They watched Pigwidgeon disappear into the darkness, and then Ron said, "Well, we'd better get downstairs for your surprise party, Harry - Fred and George should have nicked enough food from the kitchens by now." Sure enough, when they entered the Gryffindor common room it exploded with cheers and yells again. There were mountains of cakes and flagons of pumpkin juice and butterbeer on every surface; Lee Jordan had let off some Filibuster's Fireworks, so that the air was thick with stars and sparks; and Dean Thomas, who was very good at drawing, had put up some impressive new banners, most of which depicted Harry zooming around the Horntail's head on his Firebolt, though a couple showed Cedric with his head on fire.
— Harry and Ron are less than surprised by a surprise party in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Leslie, my first wife Tammy tried throwing me a surprise birthday party? When I saw my friends hiding through the window, I drove to a gas station and called the cops, and told them people had broken into my home. I'm not big on surprises.
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

They went in through the front gate, and up to the lobby with ABBEY COURT written on it. As Sam opened one of the glass doors, he thought again about how strange it was that he wanted to put off going home and having more birthday-time, more birthday-ness. He thought that was very odd. He also thought it was odd that it was so dark in the lobby. It was normally quite brightly lit.
Then, suddenly, the lights went on! To reveal Sam's grandparents and everyone else who lived at Abbey Court standing there in party hats, blowing party horns. Grandma Glenda and Grandma Poppy were holding a cake between them. It had a model of Abbey Court on it, including the sign – SHELTERED ACCOMMODATION – in green icing.
"Happy birthday, Sam!" said the residents of Abbey Court.
Birthday Boy, Chapter 12

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