"Can't see no scheme while you're schmoozing my valets
Casino screen obscures my base
So if you don't want a day to rue, let's
Just play some roulette, forget the backstage
But if you do sleuth through to my sanctum
I've a few new tools here to have fun
Like a tank full of man-eating plankton
Or a smooth henchman with a handgun
So whilst I'm busy dislodging Norway
You'll spend all day dodging my saw blades
Raising my Pinball scoresheet
Freak in the broadsheets, Rube Goldberg in the hallways"
Casino screen obscures my base
So if you don't want a day to rue, let's
Just play some roulette, forget the backstage
But if you do sleuth through to my sanctum
I've a few new tools here to have fun
Like a tank full of man-eating plankton
Or a smooth henchman with a handgun
So whilst I'm busy dislodging Norway
You'll spend all day dodging my saw blades
Raising my Pinball scoresheet
Freak in the broadsheets, Rube Goldberg in the hallways"
—The Stupendium, "FIEND LIKE ME | Evil Genius 2 Song"
