"My, my, and what a bounteous soul this one has! [...] Blinding as the sun, pure as the snow... heh heh heh... Delectable as a boar slathered in grease!"
— Orcus regarding the Warrior of Light, Final Fantasy XIV
Eddie Bull, he's edible,
He really is incredible,
He's simply the best of the bunch!
There's simply no disguising,
That he's so appetizing,
And we want him for our lunch!
He really is incredible,
He's simply the best of the bunch!
There's simply no disguising,
That he's so appetizing,
And we want him for our lunch!
— Crashbox
