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"Yes, well... We thought he was going through that window a little too often. That's why we put in the Plexiglass!"
Ted on Jack's frequent Super Window Jumps, Father Ted, "A Christmassy Ted"

"Nice entrance. Either you've never heard of a door, or you just like pulling glass out of your shorts."
The Joker to Batman and Robin, Batman: The Animated Series

"Our Headmaster is taking a short break," said Professor McGonagall, pointing at the Snape-shaped hole in the window.

"Can I come through here, or do I have to break my own window?"

Jump out the window! (Like a BOSS!)
The Lonely Island, "Like a Boss"

"WHOOPSY DOOPSY! I JUST REMEMBERED! I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!! YOU TWO HAVE FUN!!!"
Papyrus, Undertale

"I can't believe he leapt through the window like that. Normally he NAILS the landing."
Undyne commenting on the above, Undertale

"...it was never the hair and the leather jacket that made Max Payne iconic; it was adopting a comfortable beachside pose while in midair and half-in and half-out of a shattering window."
Zero Punctuation on the Max Payne series.

Frylock: Uh, you're going to have to pay for that.
Ignignokt: It's cool!
Err: Yeah, it's cool!
Frylock: No. It isn't.
Ignignokt: Oh, it's not?
Err: Well, we thought it was.
Frylock: No. You're going to pay for that window, or I'm callin' the cops.

Jerry O'Flynn: Have you ever jumped through a plate-glass window before?
John Constantine: Only once.
Jerry O'Flynn: Did it hurt?
[SKRASH!]
John Constantine: Yes.
Hellblazer: Larger Than Life

Team Arrow smash through a skylight to where Anarky is torturing his hostage.
Anarky: Something wrong with the front door?
Arrow, "The Candidate"

Deadpool: I can't remember the last time someone made me eggs or me-eggs. You're spoiling me with all this domesticity. I have to ask, though...how long until your Atelier buddies come busting through that door?
Valentine: They usually come in through the windows.
Deadpool: Oh. Well. That makes a world of difference.
Valentine: Do you know how expensive it is to replace a window? Doors have hinges, and you don't have to buy a new one every time you go through them.
Deadpool (2022) issue 3


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