"Amanda Waller was like 'What if Superman punches the President? I need a guy with boomerangs.'"
—Joel Zammit, Plumbing the Death Star
"What we some kind of suicide squad?"
—Deadshot
"This is Katana. She's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims."
—Rick Flag's memetic phrase.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I did everything you said! I helped you!
Joker: Ah. You "helped" me. By erasing my mind? What few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr. Quinzel?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?
Joker: What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill ya. I'm just gonna hurt ya... really, really bad!
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You think so? Well, I can take it.
Joker: I wouldn't want you to break those perfect porcelain-capped teeth when the juice hits your brain.
Deadshot: Well, we almost pulled it off, despite what everybody thought.
Diablo: We weren't picked to succeed. You know that, right? We were all chosen to fail.
Deadshot: Yeah, I know that. Worst part of it is, they're going to blame us for the whole thing. And they can't have people knowing the truth. We're the patsies. The cover up. Don't forget, we're the bad guys.
Harley Quinn: You ever been in love?
Deadshot: Nah. Never.
Harley Quinn: Bullshit.
Deadshot: You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten if you feel shit like love.
"Why are you all here? Because the soldier led you? And all for Waller. Why do you serve those who cage you? I am your ally. And I know what you want. Exactly what you want."
—Enchantress
"I'm gonna get you there. And you're gonna end this. I'm gonna carry your ass if I have to. 'Cause this shit is gonna be like a chapter in the Bible. Everybody's gonna know what we did. And my daughter is gonna know that her Daddy is not a piece of shit."
—Deadshot to Rick Flag
