The king peeked over Spiff's shoulder and SAW... whew.
Ok, relax.
You think he saw Spiff's laser, and all of their plans were ruined, right?
Ha, ha.
Nope.
Do you know what the king saw?
IT WAS CALVIN'S DUFFLE BAG!
Films — Live-Action
Richmond Valentine: 'Sup man? Is this the part where you say some... really bad pun?
Eggsy Unwin: It's like you said to Harry: This ain't that kind of movie, bruv.
Eggsy Unwin: It's like you said to Harry: This ain't that kind of movie, bruv.
Young Jane: Everyone knows in tragedies they end up dead, in comedies they end up happy, and in romance novels they end up together.
Author: Well, sometimes you need to subvert the ending for the element of surprise.
Author: Well, sometimes you need to subvert the ending for the element of surprise.
JB: Are your expectations subverted yet?
Reader: Yes. I expected a good story.
Reader: Yes. I expected a good story.
— Terrible Writing Advice Myths, Legends, and Gods
Everest is a mountain that's 8.8 kilometers tall. Its size is impressive. Or is it?
— Vsauce
