Fillmore: It's the Loch Ness Monster!
Loch Ness Monster: How are ye, lad?
Fillmore: What brings you to our lagoon?
Loch Ness Monster: I'm here to open one of my "Haggis Garden" restaurants.
Fillmore: Ooh! Scottish food! This place could use a little cultural diversity.
(Hawthorne walks by, naked)
Fillmore: And indecency laws... we could use that, too.
Loch Ness Monster: I'll slap a kilt on that before ya kin say "Mulligan".
