Michael Black: The gall — the unmitigated gall — of those girls!
Michael Showalter: "If you wanna change things, run for board president." Yeah right!
David Wain: They think they're so funny!
Black: So funny I forgot to laugh!
Showalter: I remembered to laugh; but I didn't, because it specifically wasn't funny.
Wain: Yeah, like the Irish Potato Famine.
Showalter: When they said that, it literally was the Great Irish Potato Famine.
Black: Such a great famine.
Showalter: I love that famine.
Black: Can I say something, though? About the nature of tragedy? I think it's so sad. By definition, tragedy is sad.
Wain: Y'know, I've... I've never been a fan of tragedy.
Black: Like war! Like war, right?
Wain: I hate war.
Black: Like, that's what the sixties were all about. Like, people don't understand: that's what we were doing back then.
Showalter: It's like when Bob Dylan said "I have a dream," that's what he was talking about!
Wain: What about Madonna? I mean, is she "Like a Virgin" or is she a "Material Girl?" I mean, this girl's had more reinventions than Thomas Edison!
Black: I know — she's had more boyfriends than Madonna.
Showalter: I like english muffins.
Black: Totally.
Wain: Let's go to that board meeting!
Michael Showalter: "If you wanna change things, run for board president." Yeah right!
David Wain: They think they're so funny!
Black: So funny I forgot to laugh!
Showalter: I remembered to laugh; but I didn't, because it specifically wasn't funny.
Wain: Yeah, like the Irish Potato Famine.
Showalter: When they said that, it literally was the Great Irish Potato Famine.
Black: Such a great famine.
Showalter: I love that famine.
Black: Can I say something, though? About the nature of tragedy? I think it's so sad. By definition, tragedy is sad.
Wain: Y'know, I've... I've never been a fan of tragedy.
Black: Like war! Like war, right?
Wain: I hate war.
Black: Like, that's what the sixties were all about. Like, people don't understand: that's what we were doing back then.
Showalter: It's like when Bob Dylan said "I have a dream," that's what he was talking about!
Wain: What about Madonna? I mean, is she "Like a Virgin" or is she a "Material Girl?" I mean, this girl's had more reinventions than Thomas Edison!
Black: I know — she's had more boyfriends than Madonna.
Showalter: I like english muffins.
Black: Totally.
Wain: Let's go to that board meeting!
