"So, naturally, when a girl is stealing your stuff, breaking into your tower, writing poetry about you, and following you around everywhere, the best thing to do is to tell her about your wife. You know, instead of, like, calling the police or having common sense."
"It's charming when Meg Ryan stalks a man. Less so when, say, a large, whiskery man with a shriveled hand and a gun collection stalks Meg Ryan."
— Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese, on Sleepless in Seattle
