"In well-regulated households," the irate voice said, "invalids do not come casually tumbling downstairs."
"Photo of a Murder - You lose all sense and push her down the staircase."
— OMORI
Please do not test your lubricants in any of the following places:
1. School corridors - they're slippery enough already.
2. Your teacher's chair.
3. Stairs. They could prove your downfall!
— Horrible Science: Fatal Forces
"Woke up in Newtopia / Where I fell down a flight of stairs"
—Marcy Wu, during her Theme song Takeover, Amphibia
