Raphael: If you have any last words, make it quick. It will only take a moment to finish you.
Player: That's twice as long as Haarlep said it takes to finish you.
Raphael: You contemptuous CREATURE!
Player: That's twice as long as Haarlep said it takes to finish you.
Raphael: You contemptuous CREATURE!
"On Earth we 'make love' as you call it, by touching our cybernetic implants creating an Exaltation Transference Link between the pleasure centres of our minds. You hold for one minute or until full rapture is achieved."
"Only one minute!" Chakarma exclaimed. "But when I made love to the beautiful Siamese Delaney Twins of Stella Five, the foreplay alone lasted for three days!"
"Only one minute!" Chakarma exclaimed. "But when I made love to the beautiful Siamese Delaney Twins of Stella Five, the foreplay alone lasted for three days!"
— B'Elannarella
Sophie: Don't lie to me, Sidney Bliss. You were with that woman, Esme Crowfoot, all evening!
Sidney: I keep telling you, I only popped in for a bit! 'Alf an hour, that's all. That's not long.
Sophie: That's long enough for you.
Sidney: What're you been doin' all these years? 'Oldin' a stopwatch?
Faux Cares: Not to mention the whole "It's not about winning" bullshit is a corny anthem for mediocrity. Imagine people doing that in bed...
Cleopheobs: Hun... You came first again...
Faux Cares: It's not about winning, babe. It's about having fun.
Sigma Council: Sigma Rule #1: Never let a woman come before you. A true racer always finishes first.
Faux Cares: They call me Lightning McQueen.
Cleopheobs: Hun... You came first again...
Faux Cares: It's not about winning, babe. It's about having fun.
Sigma Council: Sigma Rule #1: Never let a woman come before you. A true racer always finishes first.
Faux Cares: They call me Lightning McQueen.
— French Baguette Intelligence, Fuck cares criticising people's hypocrisy regarding settling for mediocrity in "Art vs "Art" video"
Al: Seriously Peg, you weren't satisfied by my performance in bed last night?
Peggy: Well, let's just say that I used to call you "the Minute Man". Now, I long for those days.
Peggy: Well, let's just say that I used to call you "the Minute Man". Now, I long for those days.
"I've never stooped so low as to cheat on you! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in this room consulting with my generals for the next 30 minutes. And by consulting, I mean BOINKING. And by my generals, I mean THIS WOMAN. And by 30 minutes... I mean 2 seconds." (TRUE STORY)
"Sorry, we full up. Won't have room for... another 20 minutes. You wait? (vacant room alarm buzzes) Oh, we have premature departure. You can have room now!"
Chorus: You can pleasure sixty concubines in only an hour!
Prince Achmed: Less!
Prince Achmed: Less!
