Sandy: NU FAIW NU FAIW NU FAIW!!! SANDY STOMP MUNSTAH BABBEH! MUNSTAH BABBEH WAS SCAWWY MUNSTAH! WAS GOIN TWY TO HUWT GUD BABBEHS! SANDY ONWY TWY TO SABE BABBEHS, BUT DEN HOOMINS GET MAD! DEY SAY DAT SANDY DID BAD TING! DAT HUWTIN’ DUMMEH MUNSTAH BABBEH WAS WOWSE DEN HUWTING GUD BABBEH! HOOMIN EBEN SAY DAT DEY WOULD WAN SANDY STOMP AWW GUD BABBEHS BEFOWE GIF MUNSTAH BABBEH EBEN WITTWE HUWTIES! SAY DAT SANDY AM WOWSE DEN DAT MUNSTAH MUMMAH DAT NUMMED BABBEH! IT NU FAIW! WHY DUMMEH HOOMINS WUB MUNSTAHS!? SANDY SEEN DEWE MUNSTAHS! WOTS OB MUNSTAH FWUFFIES IN GUD PWACE! GUD PWACE EBEN BETTAH DEN A-BWOCKIES PWACE! HOOMINS AWWAYS SU HAPPEH WHEN SEE MUNSTAHS! SAY DAT MUMMAHS DAT HAB MUNSTAH BABBEHS AM BESTEST MUMMAHS! IT DUMMEH! HOOMINS DUMMEH! SANDY AWWAYS GUD FWUFFY! HOOMINS SAY DAT SANDY IS GUDDEST FWUFFY IN WHOWE BWOCK! BUT SANDY HUWT ONE MUNSTAH BABBEH, AN NAO SANDY IN WOWSTEST PWACE EBAH! HOOMINS WET MUNSTAH COME AN HUWT BABBEHS! WED WITE GU ON, DEN DUMMY MUNSTAH COME AN HUWT BABBEHS GAIN! HOOMIN SAY DAT WITE ONWY COME ON WHEN SANDY AM BAD FWUFFY, BUT WITE AWWAYS COME ON! NOW MUNSTAH KIWW AWW BABBEHS! AN HOOMINS SAY SANDY GON HAB MOWE BABBEHS!? SU MUNSTAH CAN HUWT DOSE BABBEHS TU!? WHY!? SANDY KNOW OU HOOMIN! OU NU MUNSTAH, JUS’ DUMMEH HOOMIN! BUT COME AN HUWT BABBEHS ANYWAYS! DIS AWW WONG! WHY HOOMINS SU BAD!? WHY WUB MUNSTAH AN NU WUB FWUFFIES!? WHY GIF OWWIES AN SADDIES AN SCAREDIES AN HEAWT HUWTIES TO FWUFFIES!? WHY TAKE BABBEHS 'WAY AN GIF BABBEHS WOWSTEST OWWIES AN FOEBAH SWEEPIES!? WHY PUT IN WITTWE CAGIE WHEN DEWE BIG WOOM FOW FWUFFY TO BE IN WITE DOWN DEWE!? WHY FEED FWUFFY UGWY SMEWWY POOPIE NUMMIES MADE FWOM BABBEHS!? WHY NU JUS GIB KIBBWE!? WHY!? WHY BAD PWACE!? WHY MEANIE HOOMINS!? FWUFFIES AWE FOW HUGGIES AN WUB! BUT HOOMINS NU CAWE! WHY!? WHY!? WHY HOOMINS HATE FWUFFIES!?
Red Four: Well I mean, you’re pretty annoying.
Sandy: W- Wha-?
Red Four: I mean, first off, huggies and love. What is that? What does that even mean? That I have to give you huggies and love? That I should give you huggies and love? Why? Why should I have to do that? Why do you deserve my huggies and love? You’re not doing anything for me by just standing around being a fluffy.
Sandy: S- Sandy-.
Red Four: And another thing, the monster babies. We don’t love monster babies. Monsters sell for a lot of money, and we like getting money, so we like to see monsters. That’s it. It’s money. Same reason we deal with your stupidity and arrogance. We ‘love’ the money that selling you gives us. Also, while we’re on the topic of monsters, alicorns arent even monsters. They’re regular fluffies with wings and a horn. That’s it. You weird horse things act like they’re eldritch abominations and it’s stupid. They’re literally just fluffies with extra accessories. Still shit everywhere, still drone on and on about huggies and wub like fucking retards. They are literally the same as you. And another thing, monsters aren’t fucking real. You fluffies use the term monster to describe anything that scares you, but why should things not scare you? What scares you is completely fucking arbitrary! you look at random bullshit and get scared of it! There’s no rhyme or reason to it. Who wants to deal with that shit?
Sandy: ...
Red Four: Lemme see, you also asked why you live in a cage instead of a house and why your food is literally and figuratively shit instead of kibble right? I’ll tell you...You're not worth the fucking trouble.
Sandy: Buh-.
Red Four: Feeding you garbage is cheaper than feeding you kibble, and putting you in a cage lets us keep more fluffies in a small space, which is cheaper. They save money. Yeah, maybe we can give you better digs and food, but why the fuck should we? You’re a stupid horse pig rat that spends all day shitting everywhere and being fucking stupid. Honestly, if we could feed you nothing, we would. But you shitrats have to eat something, even though it barely does you any good with your shit digestion, so we prepare a meal to deal with your stupid needs as cheaply as possible. You don’t like it? Tough shit. Your happiness is the last thing we’re worried about. What have you done to deserve happiness anyways? Why should you just get it for free? Really, why should you get a house and an owner and tasty food and toys and treats? You do realize that shit isn’t free right? It costs money, which takes hard work to get, and everything costs money, which means everything takes work to get. Someone has to work for it. I work a 9-5 outside of this. I work 40 hours a week so that I can live and have some of the things I want. I don’t see you putting in the work hours. You just want everything for free, but aparrently that’s not good enough either. You need to throw tantrums and scream about how you deserve fucking pasta and how much you hate those other fluffies with the wings and horns. You need to scream about how your free living area in cell block A or whatever isn’t good enough, or how your free kibble isn’t good enough. You need to murder your own fucking children because you don’t like that they have wings ''and'' a horn, or because you don’t like their smell, or because you don’t like their color, or whatever the fuck other trivial bullshit a goddamn shitrat considers ‘important’...Look, I like torturing fluffies. And I don’t think I’m some kind of fucking hero for it, It’s fucking weird. I mean, I just paid 250 bucks to kill a single fucking foal. I probably care way too much about this, and my anger probably doesn’t even make sense, but you creatures just fucking irk me. It’s outrageous to me that you carry on the way you do without being punished for it, and shredding some shitrats once in a while makes me feel a little bit better about the whole mess. If I could kill you all, I would, and hell, it would probably be mercy too, but I cant. So I settle for the worst of the worst. The ones that infuriate me the most, like you.
