"Yippi-kay-ay, motherfu-" [gunshot]
— John McClane, Live Free or Die Hard
"I bet you they won't play this song on the radio,
I bet you they won't play this new [beep] song!
It's not that it's [BUZZ!] or [HONK-HONK] controversial,
It's just that the [ding!]ing words are awfully strong!"
I bet you they won't play this new [beep] song!
It's not that it's [BUZZ!] or [HONK-HONK] controversial,
It's just that the [ding!]ing words are awfully strong!"
—Monty Python, "I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On the Radio"
Slowbeef: You guys got somethin' other than glass breakin' and fartin'? ...Think I got a siren.
Proteus: I don't know, let me see what I can get on freesoundeffects.com.
Diabeetus: I'm gonna behead a chicken, you got one of them Yak Bak machines?
Proteus: I don't know, let me see what I can get on freesoundeffects.com.
Diabeetus: I'm gonna behead a chicken, you got one of them Yak Bak machines?
—Retsupurae of Raven Rage's Let's Play of Super Mario Brothers 3
Kokonoe: Well, no reason not to tell you. First I intended to take his Inferno Divider and put it in a Carnage Scissors. Maybe a little Gauntlet Hades too? My goodness, I can only imagine what his Hell's Fang will Dead Spike!
—Ragna, BlazBlue: Continuum Shift, Calls His Attacks during Kokonoe's speech
I was thinking of moving it. Maybe on his chest. Or on his GIGANTIC TAGER!
—Kokonoe, BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger, during Teach Me, Ms. Litchi! segment, about Tager and his Rocket Punch. The 'Gigantic Tager' part is using Tager's voice clip.
Arthur: This is what is known as...
(Bleep sound effect)
Arthur: The bleep. Whenever you hear...
(Bleep sound effect)
Arthur: It means there's something you're not supposed to hear.
—Arthur, "Bleep"
"That was quite a tirade, Jen. It would have been even worse if Paul hadn't been so quick on the Profanity Buzzer."
— Denholm Reynholm, The IT Crowd
Jack O'Neill: You smarmy, self-righteous, opportunistic ass—
Intercom: (with siren) Unscheduled off-world activation.
Jack: You're nothing but a l—
Intercom: (with siren) Repeat, unscheduled off-world activation.
Intercom: (with siren) Unscheduled off-world activation.
Jack: You're nothing but a l—
Intercom: (with siren) Repeat, unscheduled off-world activation.
— Stargate SG-1, "Heroes, Part 1"
Please make this girl stop cursing.
I feel like I'm playing Diablo with the censor button.
I feel like I'm playing Diablo with the censor button.
—News crawl concerning Sydney, Grrl Power
"LOTTA PEOPLE BEEN ASKING ME WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F*CKIN TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS! THAT'S LIKE HALF MY F*CKIN' VOCABULARY! IT'S GODDAMN BULLSH*T!"
— Mr. Torgue, Borderlands 2
"You're less than Pluto, not even a planet! When you hear my fresh rhymes, you're gonna say-!" (steps on a squeaky toy)
— Lisa Loud, The Loud House, "Potty Mouth"
"She thinks we're all little—(Charlotte screams)"
— Angelica Pickles, Rugrats, "The Word of the Day"
"A clue which did not meet broadcast standards was edited from the program."
— Gene Wood, Super Password
"See, Meg, I'm like one of those bald eagles you see on the Discovery Channel. Beautiful to look at, but mess with one of my chicks, and I'll use my razor-sharp talons to rip your (DING!)—in' eyes out! Cookies are done. Who wants chocolate chip?"
—Lois Griffin, Family Guy, "And the Wiener Is..."
Cut Man: Hey, Mega Man! You're a little low on air!
Mega Man: And you're full of $#!&!
Mega Man: And you're full of $#!&!
BONNIE?: “Well, uh, you know, when you… stub your toe, or hurt your arm punching a window, you might say words, and I think this place, the Location, it, um, censors it?”
BONNIE: “What, like ‘fuck’?”
BONNIE?: “Oh ████ you can say ████.”
BONNIE: “What, like ‘fuck’?”
BONNIE?: “Oh ████ you can say ████.”
Pomni: WHAT THE F-(wacky bleep) IS GOING ON?!? ...What?
Caine: No, no, no, my dear, we can't have any of that foul language around here. The Amazing Digital Circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages. You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders where anything can happen! ...Except for swearing.
Pomni: (buzzer chimes) (squeaking) (car horn honking) (whooshing) (splattering) (boinging) (drum thuds) ...Oh my god.
Caine: No, no, no, my dear, we can't have any of that foul language around here. The Amazing Digital Circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages. You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders where anything can happen! ...Except for swearing.
Pomni: (buzzer chimes) (squeaking) (car horn honking) (whooshing) (splattering) (boinging) (drum thuds) ...Oh my god.
