"This is the only time! The players fight with all their strength: the fans cheer for their favorite team. They forget pain, suffering... Only the game matters! That's why blitz has been around for so long. Least that's what I think."
—Wakka regarding Blitzball, Final Fantasy X
Next week, the National Gobstones League comes to Birmingham! But in all honesty... don't bother.
—Hermione Granger, the Daily Prophet on Pottermore