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[in an alien monster's belly, after being swallowed whole]
Bob: I'm still alive! The monster's alien stomach acids can't break down my Earth biochemistry!
[glances up at his own thought bubble]
Bob: Where did that come from?

I liked the old you better! The old you wouldn't have set up a machine gun nest fifty yards away to cover the only access point! You've changed!
Gordon Freeman speaking to an entrenched Metrocop, Freeman's Mind

(Kronk wakes up suddenly in the middle of the night)
Kronk: (gasp) The peasant! At the diner! (Beat) He didn't pay his check.
(Kronk falls asleep again, waking up moments later)
Kronk: (gasp) He's the peasant who I saw leaving the city who disappeared into the crowd with Kuzco on the back of his cart. (gasp) He must have taken him back to his village, so if we find the village, we find him, and if we find him... we find Kuzco. Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.

Kim: Couldn't we just tell her mom?
The group stopped to stare at him, just blinking in surprise. Kim only shrugged.
Alix: Going straight for the throat. Brutal. I love it!
Max: That might actually work.
Kim: Really? Because I'm going to be honest, I did not expect to be the one to come up with the plan!

Cat: Wait, I know this game. It's called cat and mouse, and there's only one way to win; don't be the mouse.
Lister: What are you saying?
Cat: I'm saying, the mouse never wins. Not unless you believe those lying cartoons. We don't run, we strike. It's the last thing they'll be expecting.
Rimmer: No, the last thing they'll be expecting is for us to turn into ice skating mongooses and to dance the Bolero. And your plan makes about as much sense.
Lister: I say go with it.
Kryten: Agreed.
Cat: You're going to go with one of my plans? Are you nuts? What happens if we all get killed? I'll never hear the last of it!

Julien: Well, I'd say we should split into teams, spread out over the zoo, and trap this spacy squid.
Skipper: That's the most! (Beat) Wait, did that actually make sense?!
Kowalski: How do you know by pure random chance he was bound to have a good idea sooner or later.

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