Frasier: Roz, I've known you for, what, eight years now. And in that time I've seen you date hundreds of...
Roz: Careful!
Frasier: All right, dozens of men. Yet you never showed any interest in me... Well, anyway, I assumed it was because I wasn't your type. Then I see you drawn to someone who's similar to me.
Roz: You're jealous?
Frasier: Well, no, not jealous, not exactly. It's more along the lines of "Why everybody else and not me?"
Roz: Frasier, did you ever stop to think there may be something special about not being picked?
Frasier: Roz, that didn't work when I was cut from pee-wee football. It's not gonna work now.
Roz: Careful!
Frasier: All right, dozens of men. Yet you never showed any interest in me... Well, anyway, I assumed it was because I wasn't your type. Then I see you drawn to someone who's similar to me.
Roz: You're jealous?
Frasier: Well, no, not jealous, not exactly. It's more along the lines of "Why everybody else and not me?"
Roz: Frasier, did you ever stop to think there may be something special about not being picked?
Frasier: Roz, that didn't work when I was cut from pee-wee football. It's not gonna work now.
"I'm just as surprised as you are."
—Gina, The George Lopez Show
All right! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
Danny: "Oh. I see you've chosen the football player...*Sighs* And the scientist...aaaand apparently the weightlifter as well...and the dragon...and Ninja Brian...and— the manticore!? He wasn't even in this song!
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
Danny: "Oh. I see you've chosen the football player...*Sighs* And the scientist...aaaand apparently the weightlifter as well...and the dragon...and Ninja Brian...and— the manticore!? He wasn't even in this song!
— Ninja Sex Party, Dragon Slayer.
Thought that she was the one for me
Til I found out she was on her creep
Oh, she was sexing everyone but me
This is why we could never be...
— Usher, "U Remind Me"
"You've had a lotta dick Chase
But you ain't had mine"
But you ain't had mine"
—Bloodhound Gang, The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
"She fuckin'- he fuckin'- she... they fucked my wife! The animals fucked my wife! And then everybody fucking left because the fucking ship was gonna be destroyed. She was able to escape because I designed a robot that would be able to pleasure her in such an intense way that I would be able to finally fuck her. BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! Because she decided to become a furry fucker and fucked the whole Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow team! Which didn't even fuckin' matter since it went into a new ark, AND THEN SHE FUCKED THE WORLD. The world was her next target, because her jussy was NOT EVEN PLEASED ENOUGH, SO SHE HAD TO HO HERSELF OUT AND BE THE BIGGEST THRRRRROT THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN! The world. Is going to be destroyed. Right now! I'm logging off."
— Eggman, Real-Time Fandub, "Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story)"
Alan: Amy Driskell, sophomore year. First girl who let me get to Second Base.
Charlie: Alright. Her I nailed.
Alan: Wait, wait, wait! You nailed her?
Charlie: Everybody nailed her! That was her thing!
Alan: It took me six months just to touch her right boob.
Charlie: You missed the signals, didn't you?
[...]
Alan: Amy Driskell. "No, Alan. I'm saving myself for Jesus."
Charlie: Alright. Her I nailed.
Alan: Wait, wait, wait! You nailed her?
Charlie: Everybody nailed her! That was her thing!
Alan: It took me six months just to touch her right boob.
Charlie: You missed the signals, didn't you?
[...]
Alan: Amy Driskell. "No, Alan. I'm saving myself for Jesus."
—Two and a Half Men, "Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup"
