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Tiny aliens: The tablet! The tablet! The tablet!
Elder tiny alien: We have lived by its word, and peace has reigned throughout our world! Pass it on to others, so that they too may be enlightened!
Tiny aliens: "Be Kind, Rewind!"
Elder tiny alien: Go back, and reconcile your past, in order to move tranquilly into your future.
Tiny aliens: "2 For 1, Every Wednesday!"
Elder tiny alien: Give twice as much as ye receive on the most sacred of days, every Wednesday.
Tiny aliens: "Large Adult Entertainment Section In The Back!"
(J and K watch a bunch of tiny aliens run into a building marked 'XXX Girls: Fun Zone')
J: That's just nasty. (shuts the locker door)

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