Literature
Shallan wrapped Adolin in Light. He resolved into a sturdy, handsome man in his sixties, with dark brown skin, white hair, and a lean figure. His clothing was no longer ornate, but in good repair. He looked like the kind of old rogue you'd find in a pub, with handy tales about the brilliant things he'd done in his youth. The kind of man that made women think they preferred older men, when in reality they just preferred him.
— Oathbringer (third book of The Stormlight Archive)
Zera: I'm not as young as I used to be, am I?
Guine: You're twice as beautiful.
Zera: Good save.
Guine: You're twice as beautiful.
Zera: Good save.
During Flair's absence from WCW broadcasts, fans on the Internet were outraged. They did everything they could to support their hero, including voting for him in People Magazine's online "50 Most Beautiful People in the World" poll. Flair came in second only to Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf from The Howard Stern Show with 17,145 votes, a feat made even more impressive since Hank was actually among the available choices, while Flair was a write-in candidate.
— The Death of WCW, by R. D. Reynolds and Bryan Alvarez
Live-Action TV
"My opinion - you've gotten better with age, like good wine and Stanley Tucci."
—Melissa Schemmenti to Barbara Howard, Abbott Elementary
"I never saw my Grandma naked, but this'll do."
— Mike, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Racket Girls"
Vanessa Huxtable: Mom, you never said who that was.
Claire: Vanessa, if you LIVE PAST TONIGHT to become a mother of five, a grandmother of two, and can still wear a size 8 dress, maybe then you'll deserve to know.
Claire: Vanessa, if you LIVE PAST TONIGHT to become a mother of five, a grandmother of two, and can still wear a size 8 dress, maybe then you'll deserve to know.
Polly: Tommy, I'm 45 years old today.
Tommy: 45 years old and still breaking hearts, eh?
Tommy: 45 years old and still breaking hearts, eh?
"Life starts at sixty, darling, let me tell you."
— Shirley Ballas, Taskmaster
Music
So he's retired; lives with his sister in a furnished flat
He's got the suit that he'll never wear outside without a hat
His hair is white but he looks half his age
He looks like Jimmy Stewart in his younger days
He's got the suit that he'll never wear outside without a hat
His hair is white but he looks half his age
He looks like Jimmy Stewart in his younger days
— Aimee Mann, "Mister Harris"
Responsibility sits so hard on my shoulder
Like a good wine I'm better as I grow older
And now I'm just a gift to the women of this world.
Like a good wine I'm better as I grow older
And now I'm just a gift to the women of this world.
— Lou Reed, "A Gift"
Newspaper
Some women are simply sexy forever. Helen Mirren is a woman like that. She's 64. As she enters her 70s, we'll begin to develop a fondness for sexy septuagenarians.
Video Games
"How about that... Over 50, and still a ripper!"
— Young!Kano on his older self, Mortal Kombat 11
Visual Novels
Apollo: Isn't she a little old for cute?
Trucy Wright: Apollo! Shame on you! Cute is eternal! Cute is timeless!
Trucy Wright: Apollo! Shame on you! Cute is eternal! Cute is timeless!
Webcomics
"Elan, I know you're thrilled to meet your father - and I certainly don't mind learning that you'll still look sexy with grey hair..."
— Haley Starshine, The Order of the Stick
"OH MY GOD YOU ARE GONNA BE SO HOT WHEN YOU GO GRAY!!"
— Dora Bianchi to her then-boyfriend Marten after meeting his father, Questionable Content
Web Original
Next to In-N-Out, Angelyne is my favorite thing about Los Angeles. The Billboard Queen proves that just because you're 150, doesn’t mean you have to dress like it!
— "ANGELYNE!!!"
by Michael K., Dlisted
by Michael K., DlistedChris: I think a recurring theme for Smallvillains has been that we love the hell out of John Glover and his hair. That’s a fair assessment, right?
David: I dunno, man. I mean — I — wait, what? I’m sorry, I was looking at John Glover’s hair. Where are we? Who are you?
David: I dunno, man. I mean — I — wait, what? I’m sorry, I was looking at John Glover’s hair. Where are we? Who are you?
— "ComicsAlliance Recaps 'Smallville' Episode 10.13: Beacon", ComicsAlliance
ComicsAllianceNo word on whether their hot no-nonsense hunk of a boss Skinner will be back, but that’s sort of irrelevant, considering he’s still making appearances in my dreams.
— "Fox Has Confirmed That An X-Files Reboot Is Happening" by Allison, Dlisted
by Allison, DlistedWhen she filmed this video, Zsa Zsa Gabor was 76 years old and had the range of motion of a woman being digested by a snake. Corpses get better workouts when the gasses inside them shift. And this would all be normal for an elderly fitness video if there were old people doing it along with her. Instead, she has two gigantic body builders, Francois and Mike... It sounds pretty gross on paper, but you don't get to be Miss Hungary 1936 without having a certain appeal. When she calls Francois over to help her stretch, she is a predator on the hunt and the poor guy is way out of his league. Eight decades old or not, it only takes 8 seconds of flirting before Francois is ready to stick it in.
The main problem I have with the comic is the problem I had with the show. Hannibal is always hooking up with hot ladies, even though he's, like, 60. Come on, ladies, he could be your father. Though it is Liam Neeson, so I guess it's understandable.
— "When A Plan Comes Together" by Spacey
by SpaceyWeb Video
Joseph: That's a picture. Of me. Sitting on a couch. With my legs spread open. Naked. This picture was on the cover of GDILFs Magazine's 'Top Ten Sexiest, Most F*** able Grandpas'. I was number one. Beating both Monkey D. Garp from One Piece, and Uncle Iroh from Avatar.
D'Arby: How...recent...is that picture?
Joseph: VERY... very... recent.
D'Arby: How...recent...is that picture?
Joseph: VERY... very... recent.
Alucard: Now, c'mon, girl. You know what I'm here for.
Integra: After thirty years... I'm no longer the young woman I used to be.
Alucard: You do look like a gender-bent Walter... and it may be the thirty-year dry spell but that is doing it for me!
Integra: After thirty years... I'm no longer the young woman I used to be.
Alucard: You do look like a gender-bent Walter... and it may be the thirty-year dry spell but that is doing it for me!
— Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 10
"Honestly, I know I'm gonna sound really weird and perverted for saying this, but 'Grandma's' kinda hot. Don't gimme that!"
— The Nostalgia Critic on Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, The Nostalgia Critic
Western Animation
"Guess what, you are a G-MILF. That is a GrandMother that I would Like to—" [scene change]
— Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Metalocalypse note
"Wow. Someday I'd like to be as cool as Eda the Owl Lady. Magical, sassy, surprisingly foxy for her age."
— Luz Noceda, The Owl House
Real Life
"I've been trapped with men in elevators who say to me, 'Oh, I really used to like your mum. She's really hot.' I don't know what to say. If I say, 'No, she's not', that is really insulting to my mother, and if I say she is, it seems very wrong. She is smokin', I guess."
