If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter
If you had a shaved head, that would be cool
If you came from Spain or Japan
Or the back of a van
Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school
I'd say, "Now I'm getting somewhere!
I'm finally breaking through!"
I'd say, "Hey! Hey! Shiksa goddess!
I've been waiting for someone like you"
— "Shiksa Goddess", Jason Robert Brown's The Last Five Years
The perfect couple: she puts the id back in Yid, I put the oy back in goy.
