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Master Udon: He is forbidden to leave, until... he signs this contract.
Sandy: What are you talking about?!
Udon: Real estate!
Sandy: You mean this whole thing was a scam to get us to buy real estate?
Udon: Yes! If there was a real Karate Island... I'd be a millionaire.
SpongeBob: You mean I'm not King of Karate?
Udon: No. But, you could be... King of Condos! Here, let me explain. It's really quite simple. See, if you invest in a timeshare here on Condo Island, you can see your equity increase. Tenfold! Perhaps you and your yellow friend would like to set up a timeshare plan.
SpongeBob: Don't do it, Sandy!

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