"The lawyers at Nickelodeon are no doubt busy drafting up some Cease-and-Desist letters this morning after seeing Lady Gaag performing at the first show of her SHARTPOOP tour dressed like a tacky gutterskank knock-off of Patti Mayonnaise from Doug. Besides, Macklemore did it first and did it better. Wait, so does this mean she’s ripping off Doug, or ripping off Macklemore ripping off Doug? I can’t keep up with Lady Gaag’s plagiarism."
"WHAT? GAH! Pebbles is an infant. Nobody in the history of humankind has ever had a fetish that involved Pebbles whose story didn't end with the sound of a gavel banging and the words, '... mercy on your soul'."
"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
—Cady Heron, Mean Girls
"When you are the hot one, it’s a full-time gig
Looking like what people wanna see
But once a year I'm not, I dress up and dream big
Disguised as someone else who is not me but is still hot"
Looking like what people wanna see
But once a year I'm not, I dress up and dream big
Disguised as someone else who is not me but is still hot"
— Karen, Mean Girls on Broadway
(512): halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
(480): exactly, that's why i want something interesting
(512): slutty neuroscientist?
(480): exactly, that's why i want something interesting
(512): slutty neuroscientist?
Emily: So much for your theory that girls need to dress trampy on Halloween to cut loose.
Ash: Really? Seriously? Look around. Sexy nurse. Sexy nun. Sexy schoolgirl. Sexy devil girl.
Emily: Eponine is a mummy. That's basically just a dried up corpse.
Ash: I don't know... that's a pretty sexy mummy.
Ash: Really? Seriously? Look around. Sexy nurse. Sexy nun. Sexy schoolgirl. Sexy devil girl.
Emily: Eponine is a mummy. That's basically just a dried up corpse.
Ash: I don't know... that's a pretty sexy mummy.
— Misfile
"Why is there even a Sexy Dorothy costume? Who the fuck is turned on by Sexy Dorothy?!"
— Tamara Chambers, The Nostalgia Critic
"Halowen custume idea: a sexy baby. Dn't think Lor-e would lik it tho. But I herd her say that she wanted 2 be a sexy cat. We culd sexy twinz! Sexy cat + sexy baby = YAY!"
— Leni Loud in her diary, Mystery of the Self-Loathing Loud
"What kind of police uniform is this? This is not a police uniform... great, my police department shops at Victoria's Secret."
