"You put a greased naked woman on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?"
— Bobbi Fleckman, This is Spın̈al Tap, on the proposed cover for Smell The Glove
In the first Brandish, you're a warrior named Ares who's being chased by a scantily clad sorceress named Dela... According to Falcom's English page, Dela (known as Alexis in the English translation) was voted one of the most popular characters for two years consecutively. It's a bit odd that she's on the cover
◊ of the first two Brandish games, but is actually something of a half-nemesis, as she's chasing after Ares for killing her master, and she isn't playable until the third entry.
◊ of the first two Brandish games, but is actually something of a half-nemesis, as she's chasing after Ares for killing her master, and she isn't playable until the third entry.—Kurt Kalata on Brandish
on Brandish... learned that she’s a Paris-born American pop singer who has gifted the music world with platinum aluminum foil hits like “Fuck Me Daddy” and “Song About Polar Bears”. Nadeea is also a social activist, boxing expert and an aspiring gold digger. Basically, she might be my new hero. The photo agency I got these pictures from said that our new Empress of Pop took these French Vogue-worthy portraits in front of Khloe Kartrashian’s Rolls Royce in a gym parking lot.
