How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen Pammy?
— Pam Poovey, Archer
Ruffnut: So, Hiccup… Hiccup got hot.
Astrid: I know, right? Who knew?
Ruffnut: So?
Astrid: So what?
Ruffnut: So what? Hiccup got hot and you are definitely banging him. I need details. I need to know if Hiccup Horrendous Haddock grew up into a sex god.
Astrid: Ruffnut!
Ruffnut: What!
Astrid: I'm not gonna—this is the pressing matter we need to discuss?
Ruffnut: …Astrid. Come on, twerpy, clumsy, dorky little Hiccup. But oh, all that forge work, bet he's good with his hands-
Astrid: [Sigh] …Hiccup Horrendous Haddock grew up into a sex god.
Ruffnut: That's my girl! Details, bitch!
Astrid: I know, right? Who knew?
Ruffnut: So?
Astrid: So what?
Ruffnut: So what? Hiccup got hot and you are definitely banging him. I need details. I need to know if Hiccup Horrendous Haddock grew up into a sex god.
Astrid: Ruffnut!
Ruffnut: What!
Astrid: I'm not gonna—this is the pressing matter we need to discuss?
Ruffnut: …Astrid. Come on, twerpy, clumsy, dorky little Hiccup. But oh, all that forge work, bet he's good with his hands-
Astrid: [Sigh] …Hiccup Horrendous Haddock grew up into a sex god.
Ruffnut: That's my girl! Details, bitch!
"Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!"
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!"
—Isaac Hayes, "Theme from Shaft"
Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.
