"People who make buttumptions about their regex scripts, will be embarbutted when they repeat this mbuttive mistake."
— ezrec, as quoted on The Daily WTF
31. I can safely assume that this dictionary of bad words contains no people’s names in it.
"My name is Nasser. The game is censoring the word "ass" and its making it worse."
— Reddit user Crazed_Archivist on Total War: Warhammer III