Quotes / Schedule Fanatic

Rabbit: The key to giving a perfect party is an airtight schedule. Just follow your list of things to do, and the party will be a success.

Tigger: List? When a Tigger gives a party, he just opens the door and hopes for the best. This way's no fun.

Rabbit: Fun? Did you say fun? This is a party! Who said anything about fun?

—The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, "Party Poohper"

"I can cite no greater crime / Than to sweep at sleeping time / Or to use a schedule different from my own!"

—Rabbit again, singing the "A Few Simple Rules" song in the My Friends Tigger & Pooh film Tigger & Pooh and a Musical Too

Amy: Okay, here's everyone's itineraries for Thanksgiving at my place! I know a lot of your families are out of town, and you just want to relax, but I think we'll all enjoy ourselves more if we rigidly stick to the schedule.
Terry: (reading) Whoa, did you assign us individual bathroom break times?
Amy: (sharply) Keep asking questions about it, Sarge, and your slot is after Scully's!

—Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Peralta: I am psyched to go on this weeklong cruise, just sitting around doing nothing, straight-up living that slug life, y'all!
Santiago: (entering) Cruise itineraries! Hot off the laminator! Who's ready for some non-stop, totally scheduled fun!
Peralta: Oh, I actually thought we could just sit by the pool, eat unlimited shrimp, and see what it does to our bodies.
Santiago: ...That's cute! I don't know if there's going to be time, though. The cruise offers 77 activities, and I signed us up for 76 of them! "Speed Dating For Widows" seemed like a bummer.
Peralta: OK, so... slightly different perspectives going into this cruise.

—Jake and Amy plan their vacation, Brooklyn Nine Nine S 3 E 13 The Cruise

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