Quotes / Scary Scorpions

Thakolides the Mighty
Slayer of minotaurs
Vanquisher of giants
Killed by a scorpion
—Inscription on an Akroan grave

—Flavor text for Sedge Scorpion, Magic: The Gathering

Arin: Scorpions are uncool. Like, in this game, it's like "wow, neat, scorpions." But in fuckin' reality, scorpions are like... who the fuck ever would even want to? (Danny laughs) They're- they're- they have a stinger on their fuckin' giant tail, that they go WHAP! and whap you with.
Danny: They do, they do.
Arin: It's fuckin' gross!

—Game Grumps, Deadly Creatures: Diggin' and Dodgin' - PART 5

Mr. Wint: The scorpion...

Mr. Kidd: Mother Nature's finest killer, Mr. Wint.

Mr. Wint: One is never too old to learn from a master, Mr. Kidd.

— Diamonds Are Forever